Mayor Jeff: "Bye, Bye PB&J"
(The camera zooms in on Ernest and Opal loading packages onto Ernests storeboat.)
Ernest: Thanks for the help, Opal! Gotta a lot of delivery's to make so I better shove off.
Opal: And remember when you get back tonight, we have a surprise for the kids.
(Changes to PB&J's room. Where they are all sleeping on one small bed. Jelly hits Peanut in the nose, waking him up)
Peanut: Ah! (trys to go back to sleep)
Jelly: Scoot over y'all.
(Jelly pushes Peanut off the bed)
Peanut: (falling) Whoa! How am I supposed to scoot in this dinky bed?
(Jelly falls onto Peanut)
Jelly: Whoa!
(They both get up and look at Butter, who is the only one in the bed, still asleep and taking up the whole thing)
Jelly: How does she do that?
Opal: Yoo hoo! Kids! Come say goodbye to your daddy!
(PB&J run outside screaming "Daddy!". Butters diaper falls causing her to fall)
Butter: Uh oh. (fixes it and runs to Ernest)
Peanut: Daddy!
Ernest: Hey Peanut! (hugs him)
Jelly: Daddy!
Ernest: Hey Jelly! (hugs her) Hey baby Butter!
PB&J: We wanna go with you dad please, please please?
Ernest: (heading to his boat) Not today kids, but just wait'll I get back home tonight! we're gonna move-
Opal: Now Ernest, don't spoil the surprise!
Jelly: Surprise? I wanna surprise!
(PB&J excitedly jump around and ask about the surprise)
Ernest: Ah, y'all are just gonna have too wait and see.
PB&J: Aw, man.
Ernest: (waving) Oodelay PB&J! Oodelay Opal!
PB&J: Oodelay! Oodelay!
(Butters diaper falls again, shes attempts to fix it but falls again. Changes to Opal making Betty Lou Beaver a hat)
Opal: You're gonna look so scrumptious in this fruit bonnet Betty Lou!
(Changes to PB&J who are coloring)
Jelly: Hey I bet I know what the big surprise is Peanut!
Peanut: What? What?
Jelly: (holding up a drawing) They're gonna get us brand new super sonic jet propelled Houseboat!
Peanut: Ah, no way. Betcha dads bring us tuna fish ice cream (holds up his drawing) so we can have tuna sundaes, with peanut butter and jelly on top!
Jelly: Nah, that's not it. what do you think Butter?
Butter: Fishy!
Peanut: Huh?
(Butter hold up her drawing)
Peanut: Dads not going to be able to go fishing with you Butter. He won't be back till it's almost dark.
Butter: (crying) Fishy..
Jelly: Don't feel bad.
Peanut: Maybe we can figure out a way to pretend fish!
Jelly: I got it! Hey look what I can make! (starts drawing fish)
Butter: Fishy!
Peanut: I'll make you one too Butter.
(Changes back to Opal and Betty Lou)
Betty Lou: Well arent you Miss sharey mood lady today!
Opal: I sure am. Cause today we're gonna be mov-
Jelly: Mama! Do you have some tape? I ripped my catfish.
Opal: Sorry we're out. Hey, but how 'bout this bobby pin?
Jelly: Thanks Mama! (runs off)
Opal: (continues) When Ernest gets back we're gonna be mov-
Peanut: Hey Mama, look I made a whale!
Opal: (giggles) You sure did! And it's a happy whale too!
(Peanut walks off)
Opal: It's a big surprise for the kids, but I can tell you-
Butter: (Showing Opal her drawing) Mama Mama!
Opal: Ohhhhhh, look at it it's a beautiful (can't tell what it is) uh, thingy isn't it!
Butter: Yeah yeah!
(Changes to PB&J coloring, and listening to Opal)
Opal: The big surpise is that Ernest is- (whispers)
Betty Lou: Why Opal Otter, what a wonderful surprise! I love surprises.Those kids of yours are gonna be so... Surprised!
Jelly: I bet their talking about the surprise.
Peanut: What is it? Did you hear?
Jelly: (shaking her head) Uh uh.
Butter: Go fish!
(Butter throws the fish into the air, the scene changes to PB&J outside in the sandbox, pretending to fish.)
Peanut: Yeah, right! Hey, I caught a clam.
Jelly: I got grass.
Butter: Looky! (bends over and picks up a shark toy)
P&J: Whoa!
Butter: Fishy!
(Scene changes to Betty Lou leaving the Otter Houseboat and running into Shirley Duck and Flick)
Betty Lou: Well hey there Shirley Duck!
Shirley: Hey there Betty Lou.
Flick: Good morning Miss. Beaver. you're looking especially fruityful today!
Betty Lou: (pating his head) Why thank you Flick. Wait'll I tell you what Opal Otter told me. It's a big surprise for PB&J! So you cant tell a soul.
Shirley: Well I'd never, you know that. Tell tell!
Betty Lou: Well, she said-
(She starts whispering, and Flick trys to listen in. The scene changes to the Cranes.)
Cap'n Crane: Watchbird Alert! Watchbird Alert!
(Connie wakes up)
Cap'n Crane: Betty Lou Beaver is whispering something to Shirley Duck.
Connie: You woke me up to tell me that?
Cap'n Crane: Where there's whispering, there's secrets! Deep dark secrets.
Connie: Yeah, and I got a secret for you Cap'n.
Cap'n Crane: What's that Connie?
Connie: I'm going back to sleep!
(Changes back to Betty Lou and Shirley)
Shirley: Ernest and Opal Otter are gonna be mov-
Betty Lou: Shhh! Shirley!
Shirley: Oh, I'm sorry!
Betty Lou: It's a surprise for the kids remember? Nobody's supposed to know!
(Flick laughs then walks off whistling. Scene changes to Pinch and Munchy stacking sticks.)
Pinch: (stacks a stick) There. Your turn.
(Munchy nervously trys to stack a stick. But Flick interrupts him.)
Flick: Hey Pinch, Munchy! Is everybody here? Where's Scootch? Hey, Scootch!
Pinch: Oh no, don't call Scootch!
Munchy: Oh, oh no, not Scootch!
(Scootch runs in, and jumps on the stacked sticks, causing them to break and fall over)
Scootch: Sorry sorry, my fault sorry!
Pinch & Munchy: (crossing their arms) Thank you.
Flick: Great, everybody's here! Listen up, I know somethin' I'm not supposed to know, so naturaly, I'm tellin' everybody!
(Changes back to PB&J pretend fishing. Peanut and Jelly have bored expressions)
Butter: (catches a fish) Yeah!
Peanut: (pointing) Look at that
(Zooms in to reveal that Butter has caught all the fish)
Jelly: How does she do that?
Butter: Looky! (throws the fish in the air)
Peanut: Uh, for what? You caught em' all Baby Butter.
Jelly: (pointing) Hey look, theres Pinch and Flick!
Peanut: And Scootch and Munchy!
Jelly: Lets go see if they wanna play!
(Changes to Flick, Pinch, Munchy and Scootch huddled together)
Pinch: And remember everybody, it's a surprise.
Peanut: Hey you guys, wanna go on a fishing trip?
Jelly: We made all these neat fish.
Butter: (waving a fish around) Fishy fishy!
(Pinch and everyone else starts backing away)
Pinch: Uh sorry PB&J, I gotta go.
Flick: Yeah me too.
Munchy: My three.
(They all run into Pinch's houseboat)
Jelly: Hey wait, where y'all going? How come no one wants to play with us?
Peanut: I don't know. Maybe they dont like otters anymore. Well if they don't wanna play with us, lets just go back and play by ourselves.
Jelly: Yeah! We'll have fun without 'em.
(Scene changes to PB&J back in the sandbox)
Jelly: Everybody hates us.
Peanut: They're all over at the Raccoons house having fun, and we're sitting here. Fishing for paper fish.
Jelly: What are they doing in there anyway? And why wont they let us play with them?
Peanut: Oh, who cares.
Jelly: I do!
Butter: (ripping up a paper fish) Me me me!
Peanut: Yeah, me too!
Jelly: Well come on then! Lets figure out what to do. Let's do the Noodle Dance!
Peanut: I'll use my noodle, but you're not getting me to dance.
(The Noodle Dance sequence begins)
Noodle, use your noodle. Noodle, do the noodle dance.
Jelly: I got it! (Sees Peanut still dancing) Peanut! Peanut!
Peanut: Ah! (falls over) What? What happened? what?
Jelly: We can get us an Atomic Super Sonic Whogutronic Peeky Ascope! So we can look right through the Raccoons Houseboat, and boom! We can see what they're doing inside.
Peanut: Great idea Jelly, lets go get your Atomic Super Sonic Whogutronic Peeky Ascope!
Jelly: I thought you had one.
Peanut: Uh, no Jelly. I don't
Jelly: Well, what idea did you come up with?
Peanut: Why dont we just go up to the door and knock?
Jelly: Knock on the door?
Peanut: Exactly.
Jelly: Yeah, just ask 'em what's going on. Natural like.
(Changes to PB&J walking up to the door.)
Peanut: Let me do the talking. (knocks on the door)
Jelly: Smooth and natural.
(Pinch opens the door)
Pinch: Oh, hey PB&J.
Peanut: Yes. Hello Pinch. I-
Jelly: How come you guys don't wanna play with us?!
Peanut: Smooth Jelly. Real smooth.
Pinch: Well we do, its just-
Jelly: Hey look, baloons!
Pinch: Uh, gotta go now. See ya' (slams door)
Peanut: (sad) They're having a party.
Jelly: (sad) Without us.
(Butter starts crying)
Pinch: (opens the door) Surprise! (Pinch, her parents, Flick, Munchy and Scootch all start singing.)
~Bye Bye PB&J~
Bye bye, Peanut, Jelly, Butter.
We will really miss you on the swings.
Playing tag and climbing trees together.
You're our favorite furry things.
Jelly: Did, did you say mmo- moving away?
Peanut: I guess that's mama and dads big surprise.
Pinch: Your mom told Mrs. Beaver, and she told Flick's mom, and Flick told us. And...!
(Pinch hugs Jelly)
Pinch: (crying) Oh Jelly...! I'm gonna miss you so much.
Jelly: How come nobody told us?
(PB&J run over to Opal screaming "Mama!")
Opal: What is it kids? What's the matter?
Jelly: Are, are we mmoving?
Opal: Ah, Jelly what ever gave you that idea?
Peanut: They did!
(shows Flick, Munchy, and Pinch's family)
All: Hey.
Flick: Well, Mrs. Beaver told my mom Mrs. Otter. She said you were moving out today.
Opal: Oh no you got that mixed up. We're not moving out, we're moving in, something special for our kids.
Peanut: Something special?
Jelly: For us?
Opal: Yes! (hears Ernests boat) Oh look, here comes Ernest now.
Ernest: Well looky here! Looks like everybody's excited to see your surprise PB&J!
Peanut: What is it? Tell me! Please! Please tell me what it is!
Jelly: What is it? What's the surprise daddy? What is it?
(Ernest walks over to something being covered by a sheet)
Ernest: (rips off sheet) Tadaa! New beds! Built them myself out of packin crates! One for each of ya.
Opal: No more getting pushed out of bed at night! (PB&J cheer)
Peanut: Yay beds! No more falling!
Opal: You see, and now we're gonna be moving.
Peanut: Huh?
Jelly: Moving?
Opal: Moving the beds into your room silly. We're gonna right here on Lake Hoohaw for a long, long time!
(Everybody cheers as the camera zooms out to show the whole lake. Then fades to black)